Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.
there she goes
honestly someone be my boyfriend already this is getting out of hand
unless it’s not me then idc lol
Churro ice cream sandwich!? What! Is this even real life!? #yolodreams #iwillfindthis #iwillhealthifythis
that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
possibly the best purchase i’ve ever made
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now